Well, I made a resolution for 2014 to write something everyday and I figured the best way to ensure I do that is by starting a journal. But seeing as how I am such an important figure in American pop culture, what would be the point of keeping a journal all to myself? How fair would that be to the rest of the world who obviously clamors to read my writings, which many will tell you is their sole purpose in awakening every morning? Exactly. It wouldn’t be. So as my New Year’s gift to all of you, in addition to my witty Can’t Argue With That blog (to which I vow to contribute more entries during this upcoming year), I am going to start keeping an online journal for your reading pleasure.
And with that, I bid you adieu for the day, as my 8-month pregnant belly is telling me it is definitely time for dinner. Again.