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Celebrity Apprentice Anonymous

May 13, 2012
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Celebrity Apprentice Anonymous
As a general rule, I avoid reality TV like traffic jams, technology, or the neighbors’ kids when they’re selling wrapping paper for their elementary schools. The main reason for this aversion is because there is nothing “reality” about them! Sure, th
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The Gift of Regiving

December 14, 2011
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The Gift of Regiving
It’s that time of year again. Everyone’s house is beautifully decorated with colorful lights (or boring all-white ones). People smile at me in the check out line at Walmart, instead of running me over with their carts to beat me to the “speed-thru li
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What Did You Say?

March 22, 2011
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What Did You Say?
You all know exactly what I’m talking about. You’ve been there. After a long, stressful day at work, all you can think about is scarfing down a ginormous order of golden goodness from your favorite fast-food joint. You pull up to the drive-thru windo
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Friends Forever?

January 13, 2011
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Friends Forever?
So it happened just the other day. I ran into a friend of mine who happens to be friends with another friend of mine and I inquired to the first friend about the goings on of the second friend. Friend One responded that he had not heard from Friend T
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If I Had Tenure

December 5, 2010
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If I Had Tenure
For those of you who don’t know, I actually do have a job outside of being hilariously witty. When I am not sharing my much begged-for opinions over the internet, I actually get paid to work as a high school teacher. It’s a dangerous job and one that
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Another 48 Hours

August 4, 2010
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Another 48 Hours
The last weekend in July marked an historic event for me. It served as the inaugural year of my participation in Nashville’s annual 48-Hour Film Festival. For those of you who are not familiar with the festival, production teams from all over the Nas
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Rue the Day

June 17, 2010
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Rue the Day
I can’t believe this is happening. I mean, the first time it was sort of expected. We’d all suspected it for a while but it was still a shock. The second time came as a bit more of a surprise, knocking the wind right out us. But this third time was a
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Come Hell or High Water

May 11, 2010
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Come Hell or High Water
I decided to take a break from my typical, side-splitting laughter-inducing blog entries to write something of a more serious nature. It seems in light of recent events in my part of the world, it is only appropriate that I take a moment to give the
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Is That A Pole Between Her Legs?

March 5, 2010
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Is That A Pole Between Her Legs?
I mentioned in my previous blog how I possess esteemed membership in the elite organization known as “the guys”. Over the years, this membership has granted me access to any and all testosterone-exclusive events….with one exception.
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Just One of The Guys

February 18, 2010
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Just One of The Guys
So I met the perfect woman last night. Seriously. If I were endowed with male parts, I probably would’ve asked her out! She was about 5’6″ with beautiful blonde hair. She was friendly and sweet and you could tell right away that she
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